{"id":374,"date":"2018-11-29T22:21:31","date_gmt":"2018-11-29T22:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english.illinoisstate.edu\/euphemism\/14-1\/?page_id=374"},"modified":"2018-11-29T22:21:31","modified_gmt":"2018-11-29T22:21:31","slug":"the-partys-over-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/the-partys-over-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Party&#8217;s Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Justin Hills<\/h4>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Inky red gore crawled down my chin,<\/div>\n<div>escaping the greasy pub burger.<\/div>\n<div>The blood moon blistered outside narrow glass panels<\/div>\n<div>and The Ramones blared from rusted speakers,<\/div>\n<div>\u201cI wanna be sedated.\u201d<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Long was the weekend, though now dwindling.<\/div>\n<div>I had been no Mary Poppins,<\/div>\n<div>septum nearly deviated<\/div>\n<div>throat clogged, cocaine drip.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>My glass loomed transparent and empty&#8211;<\/div>\n<div>last call, last call.<\/div>\n<div>Hours had passed, and the blizzard winds raged<\/div>\n<div>laying siege on my vulnerable tavern,<\/div>\n<div>Help me.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Justin Hills Inky red gore crawled down my chin, escaping the greasy pub burger. The blood moon blistered outside narrow glass panels and The Ramones blared from rusted speakers, \u201cI wanna be sedated.\u201d Long was the weekend, though now dwindling. I had been no Mary Poppins, septum nearly deviated throat clogged, cocaine drip. My glass&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/the-partys-over-2\/\">Continue Reading The Party&#8217;s Over<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-374","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":375,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/374\/revisions\/375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}