{"id":399,"date":"2019-04-12T16:21:52","date_gmt":"2019-04-12T16:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english.illinoisstate.edu\/euphemism\/14-2\/?page_id=399"},"modified":"2019-04-12T16:22:07","modified_gmt":"2019-04-12T16:22:07","slug":"and-then-on-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/and-then-on-wednesday\/","title":{"rendered":"And then on Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Jeff Schiff<\/h4>\n

a<\/span>\u00a0more obese man in a rowboat<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 you<\/span>\u00a0couldn\u2019t conjure<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0oared<\/span>\u00a0hard<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

over<\/span>\u00a0a quadrupled gut<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 A fusty g-ma<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0spat<\/span>\u00a0chaw<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

stuffing<\/span>\u00a0line threaded bass<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 into<\/span>\u00a0a dinged Cabela creel<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 dragging<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

behind<\/span>\u00a0her Alumacraft<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Coyote cutouts<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 and<\/span>\u00a0blow molded effigies<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

squared<\/span>\u00a0off<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0against<\/span>\u00a0nuisance fowl<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Bull frogs<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

throated<\/span>\u00a0the vamp notes<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Phil Lesh used to herald<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 the<\/span>\u00a0live version of\u00a0<\/span>Truckin\u2019<\/span><\/i>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Old love in skivvies gazed skyward<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 slowsipping<\/span>\u00a0scalded java<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 And<\/span>\u00a0turtles played\u00a0<\/span>Ten in the Bed<\/span><\/i>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

plopping<\/span>\u00a0from jutted limb falls<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 just<\/span>\u00a0because the little one sang<\/span>\u00a0
<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0roll<\/span>\u00a0over\u00a0 roll over<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jeff Schiff a\u00a0more obese man in a rowboat\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 you\u00a0couldn\u2019t conjure\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0oared\u00a0hard\u00a0 over\u00a0a quadrupled gut\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 A fusty g-ma\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0spat\u00a0chaw\u00a0 stuffing\u00a0line threaded bass\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 into\u00a0a dinged Cabela creel\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 dragging\u00a0 behind\u00a0her Alumacraft\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-399","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":401,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/399\/revisions\/401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/14-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}