Welcome to the garden,\u00a0
\nThe garden of deceit.\u00a0
\nYou\u2019ll be here a while,\u00a0\u00a0
\nSo here, take a seat.\u00a0
\nReach for the apples,\u00a0
\nFreshly ripened\u2014to eat!\u00a0
\nTake a big bite,\u00a0
\nThey\u2019re juicy and sweet.\u00a0
\nExcept in this garden,\u00a0
\nThey\u2019re poisoned by cheats.\u00a0
\nIt\u2019ll course through your veins,\u00a0
\nAnd fill you with grief.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>
\n\n
Go ahead and smell the roses,\u00a0
\nBreathe in their sweet perfume.\u00a0
\nBut watch out! There\u2019s thorns!\u00a0
\nYou silly little fool!\u00a0
\nYou came to my garden,\u00a0\u00a0
\nThinking you were immune?
\nNot in the garden of deceit,\u00a0
\nWhere everyone is doomed\u00a0
\nTo be victims of our tricks,\u00a0
\nAnd stories that confuse.\u00a0
\nStories with so many branches,
\u00a0\nAll truth is misconstrued.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>
\n\n
There\u2019s much to see here,\u00a0
\nFeel free to look around!\u00a0
\nBut ease caution every step,\u00a0
\nWho knows\u00a0what\u2019s solid ground?\u00a0
\nWe\u2019ll have you fumbling for truths,
\u00a0\nWhere only lies can be found.
\nWe\u2019ll laugh as you fall,\u00a0
\nAnd make you out for a clown.
\u00a0\nBut it\u2019s only just a game,\u00a0
\nNo need for such a frown!\u00a0
\nWe only\u00a0wanna\u00a0show you,\u00a0
\nHow everyone\u00a0let\u2019s\u00a0you down.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
by Cara Forbes Welcome to the garden,\u00a0 The garden of deceit.\u00a0 You\u2019ll be here a while,\u00a0\u00a0 So here, take a seat.\u00a0 Reach for the apples,\u00a0 Freshly ripened\u2014to eat!\u00a0 Take a big bite,\u00a0 They\u2019re juicy and sweet.\u00a0 Except in this garden,\u00a0 They\u2019re poisoned by cheats.\u00a0 It\u2019ll course through your veins,\u00a0 And fill you with grief.\u00a0\u00a0 Go Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"template-full-width.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-56","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":530,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56\/revisions\/530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}