One day, if it’s a day and it couldn’t<\/span> my ground (I’m being sent to burn so what<\/span> I am.<\/span><\/i>\u202f I can’t wait to see the look on<\/span> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" by Gale Acuff One day, if it’s a day and it couldn’t be a night, either, I’ll be dead and up in Heaven, standing in line and waiting to be judged by God, hunting for me in the Book of Life, hunting for my name, that is, and if it’s not there and it probably won’t be I guess He’ll point to Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"parent":22,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"template-full-width.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-90","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":567,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/90\/revisions\/567"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/22"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
<\/span>be a night, either, I’ll be dead and up<\/span>
<\/span>in Heaven, standing in line and waiting<\/span>
<\/span>to be judged by God, hunting<\/span>
<\/span>for me in the Book of Life, hunting for<\/span>
<\/span>my name, that is, and if it’s not there and<\/span>
<\/span>it probably won’t be I guess He’ll point<\/span>
<\/span>to the left or right, meaning\u202f <\/span>Get out of<\/span><\/i>
<\/span>this line and into the one for Hell<\/span><\/i>, so<\/span>
<\/span>I will and even though I’ll want to stand<\/span> <\/span><\/p>
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<\/span>else can He do to me that’s worse?) I’ll go<\/span>
<\/span>–I know when I’m not wanted but maybe<\/span>
<\/span>Satan will learn to love me down below,<\/span>
<\/span>after one of God’s angels drops me in<\/span>
<\/span>-to the Lake of Everlasting Fire, I<\/span>
<\/span>figure that if God and Jesus reject<\/span>
<\/span>me that I can find someone who needs me<\/span>
<\/span>in Perdition and like I say if no<\/span>
<\/span>one in the Good Place wants me around then<\/span>
<\/span>I’ll find someone wh<\/span>o does and if by some<\/span>
<\/span>miracle God tries to redeem me just<\/span>
<\/span>hear me tell Him, \u202f<\/span>No thanks, I’m perfect where<\/span><\/i> <\/span><\/p>
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<\/span>His face, if He has one. After Sunday<\/span>
<\/span>School today I told Miss Hooker my tale,<\/span>
<\/span>she’s our Sunday School teacher and she had<\/span>
<\/span>to plop down on her stool and I had to<\/span>
<\/span>steady her so she wouldn’t fall but if<\/span>
<\/span>she had and died to boot she’d have gone to<\/span>
<\/span>Heaven sure–I’m not certain if I did<\/span>
<\/span>the right thing but anyway, as for me,<\/span>
<\/span>just 10, I’m not saved and will go to Hell<\/span>
<\/span>if I don’t get salvation but the more<\/span>
<\/span>I think about it the less I truly<\/span>
<\/span>care.\u202f <\/span>Oh my God<\/span><\/i>, Miss Hooker whimpered–<\/span>that’s<\/span><\/i>
<\/span>simply awful. \u202f<\/span><\/i>She’s got a way with words.<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n