{"id":631,"date":"2020-05-01T03:06:44","date_gmt":"2020-05-01T03:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english.illinoisstate.edu\/euphemism\/15-2\/?page_id=631"},"modified":"2020-05-01T03:25:35","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T03:25:35","slug":"my-side-of-the-yard","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/poetry\/my-side-of-the-yard\/","title":{"rendered":"My Side of the Yard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">by Holly Day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">the leaves catch fire and burst\u00a0\u00a0<br>into flaming insects pouring out from beneath\u00a0<br>every smoking leaf and branch\u00a0\u00a0<br>some of them\u00a0<br>clutch tiny parcels of white eggs\u00a0\u00a0<br>drag their children from the burning rubble\u00a0\u00a0<br>scream oh god oh god how\u00a0\u00a0<br>did this happen oh god and I\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">refuse to answer their prayers I flick\u00a0<br>another match on the pile and watch as it snaps\u00a0\u00a0<br>immediately into more fire I casually stomp\u00a0<br>on a\u00a0schoolbus\u00a0full of children old people\u00a0<br>streaking from the bonfire as though this\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">will be their salvation swat at helicopters\u00a0<br>bearing important insect politicians to safety\u00a0<br>slap at intrepid explorers climbing my shoes my\u00a0<br>pant leg as though trying to confront me face-to-face\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no mercy for any of them I\u00a0<br>do not want bugs in my kitchen and this\u00a0<br>collection of anthills termite mounds\u00a0<br>wasp nests\u00a0is\u00a0too close to my house\u00a0<br>this is not allowed.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Holly Day the leaves catch fire and burst\u00a0\u00a0into flaming insects pouring out from beneath\u00a0every smoking leaf and branch\u00a0\u00a0some of them\u00a0clutch tiny parcels of white eggs\u00a0\u00a0drag their children from the burning rubble\u00a0\u00a0scream oh god oh god how\u00a0\u00a0did this happen oh god and I\u00a0 refuse to answer their prayers I flick\u00a0another match on the pile and&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"toivo-read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/poetry\/my-side-of-the-yard\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Side of the Yard<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"parent":9,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-631","page","type-page","status-publish","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":632,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/631\/revisions\/632"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/15-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}