{"id":271,"date":"2020-11-18T01:21:36","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T01:21:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english.illinoisstate.edu\/euphemism\/16-1\/?page_id=271"},"modified":"2020-11-19T23:47:35","modified_gmt":"2020-11-19T23:47:35","slug":"pooetry","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/poetry\/pooetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Pooetry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pooetry\u00a0<br>This is a poem that&#8217;s pretty shitty.\u202f\u00a0<br>Hope you can handle the nitty gritty.\u202f\u00a0<br>I am a turd. No,\u202fI did not misspell\u202f\u00a0<br>a\u00a0word. Waste that lives in civil\u202fsewers.\u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f\u00a0\u00a0<br>Considered poison to all the\u202fmanures.\u202f\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was produced inorganically. \u202f\u00a0<br>Then\u00a0I erupted volcanically.\u00a0<br>A hot and sweaty mess. The doctor tried\u202f\u00a0<br>his best. A bloody birth, he\u202fclenched\u202fthe\u202fseat.\u202f\u00a0<br>It even smelt worse,\u00a0than your crust-filled feet.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My\u00a0processed parents,\u202ftoo salty and sweet. \u202f\u00a0<br>A foul combination\u202fwill spoil\u202fthe meat.\u202f\u00a0<br>So,\u00a0if you eat like they do, promise me.\u202f\u00a0<br>Don&#8217;t squeeze too hard,\u00a0a\u202fhemorrhoid might peak.\u202f\u00a0<br>Swollen and inflamed,\u00a0your\u00a0doc&#8217;s\u202ftears will\u202fleak.\u202f\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nPooetry\u00a0This is a poem that&#8217;s pretty shitty.\u202f\u00a0Hope you can handle the nitty gritty.\u202f\u00a0I am a turd. No,\u202fI did not misspell\u202f\u00a0a\u00a0word. Waste that lives in civil\u202fsewers.\u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f \u202f\u00a0\u00a0Considered poison to all the\u202fmanures.\u202f\u00a0 I was produced inorganically.&hellip;\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/poetry\/pooetry\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Pooetry&rdquo;<\/span>&hellip;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"parent":5,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"templates\/no-intro.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-271","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":348,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/271\/revisions\/348"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}