{"id":281,"date":"2020-11-18T01:24:05","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T01:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english.illinoisstate.edu\/euphemism\/16-1\/?page_id=281"},"modified":"2020-11-20T02:27:53","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T02:27:53","slug":"directions-to-a-faith-for-the-faithless","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/poetry\/directions-to-a-faith-for-the-faithless\/","title":{"rendered":"Directions to a Faith for the Faithless"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Directions to a Faith for the Faithless<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To get there, suck your ichor back\u00a0<br>from the mouth of your old favorite\u00a0<br>blue eyed blonde haired\u00a0angel\u00a0<br>fucker. It will feel divine\u202f\u00a0<br>to leave her a sad, shriveled sack\u00a0<br>so\u00a0make sure you don\u2019t do that.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Divinity has never been a friend\u00a0<br>and\u00a0won\u2019t\u00a0be, where you\u2019re going.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your drop of blood reclaimed,\u00a0<br>go to the deepest woods you know\u00a0<br>and spit in the eye of your family.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then join a\u00a0twink\u00a0on some balcony\u00a0<br>so\u00a0you can mooch his hard seltzers,\u00a0<br>all for the moment you see yourself\u00a0<br>at last, in the eye of a pet gecko.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Its golden sclera will seethe,\u00a0<br>being the sole refuge of a pupil slit\u00a0<br>when it envelops all: The Royal You\u00a0<br>who thought gold was a friend,\u00a0either\u00a0<br>until it all gives way to black.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come to, and realize you never slept\u00a0<br>but would be better for it if you did.\u00a0<br>Shake the feeling of being pranked.\u00a0<br>You\u00a0weren\u2019t\u00a0pranked. You were\u00a0<br>a prank. Put yourself on a clothesline,\u00a0<br>not to dry, but to pretend you want to.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Captured in breeze, you might score\u00a0<br>a new angle. Acute goodness\u00a0<br>from a whim. She has what you need,\u00a0<br>but for now, has a narrow view.\u00a0<br>She will pretend she\u00a0doesn\u2019t\u00a0see you\u00a0<br>so\u00a0make sure she does. Meet first.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then feel the length of your best digit\u00a0<br>as it spans her whole jaw. Recognize\u00a0<br>the power of bone, how noble you\u00a0weren\u2019t.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You may be in love, but take a breather\u00a0<br>before you speak. Do not try to swallow\u00a0<br>any geckos. Neither are appropriate\u00a0<br>on a first date.\u00a0So\u00a0don\u2019t stop there.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nDirections to a Faith for the Faithless\u00a0 To get there, suck your ichor back\u00a0from the mouth of your old favorite\u00a0blue eyed blonde haired\u00a0angel\u00a0fucker. It will feel divine\u202f\u00a0to leave her a sad, shriveled sack\u00a0so\u00a0make sure you don\u2019t do that.\u00a0 Divinity has&hellip;\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/poetry\/directions-to-a-faith-for-the-faithless\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Directions to a Faith for the Faithless&rdquo;<\/span>&hellip;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"parent":5,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"templates\/no-intro.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-281","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/281\/revisions\/397"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}