{"id":464,"date":"2021-04-14T21:39:04","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T21:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english.illinoisstate.edu\/euphemism\/16-2\/?page_id=464"},"modified":"2021-04-28T20:50:24","modified_gmt":"2021-04-28T20:50:24","slug":"i-sit-in-my-chair","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/i-sit-in-my-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"I sit in my chair"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Elora<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i\u00a0sit in my chair.\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i\u00a0sit,\u00a0i\u00a0sit,\u00a0i\u00a0sit, but\u00a0i\u00a0can&#8217;t\u00a0<em>focus<\/em><em>\u00a0<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i\u00a0stare at my screen until my homework rots out my\u00a0eyes\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>NONE\u00a0<\/em>of it gets\u00a0done\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>focus\u00a0<\/em><em>i<\/em><em>\u00a0can&#8217;t\u00a0<\/em><em>FOCUS<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i&#8217;m\u00a0all alone but all\u00a0i\u00a0can think about\u00a0is\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">how\u00a0fucking\u00a0<em>uncomfortable<\/em><em>\u00a0<\/em>i\u00a0am in my body and\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; people must look at me and\u00a0<em>know\u00a0<\/em>i&#8217;ve\u00a0gained weight\u00a0i\u00a0<em>know\u00a0<\/em>they do &#8211;\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>fuck\u00a0<\/em>i&#8217;m\u00a0so\u00a0<em>heavy\u00a0<\/em>so heavy so\u00a0heavy\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; they know you&#8217;ve done nothing all\u00a0day,\u00a0they\u00a0<em>know\u00a0<\/em>how useless you are<em>\u00a0they know<\/em>\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i\u00a0need to run a thousand miles, do a thousand sit\u00a0ups\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">that&#8217;s what\u00a0i\u00a0need (<em>yes yes!<\/em>) that&#8217;s what\u00a0i\u00a0need\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>BUT I CAN&#8217;T EVEN FIND THE MOTIVATION TO GET UP OFF MY CHAIR<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">this chair\u00a0i\u00a0need to sit in\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">this\u00a0homework\u00a0i\u00a0need to\u00a0do\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">this chair\u00a0i\u00a0sit in to do my\u00a0homework\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(when will the world go back to normal?)<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i\u00a0sit in my chair.\u00a0<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elora &nbsp; i\u00a0sit in my chair.\u00a0 i\u00a0sit,\u00a0i\u00a0sit,\u00a0i\u00a0sit, but\u00a0i\u00a0can&#8217;t\u00a0focus\u00a0\u00a0 i\u00a0stare at my screen until my homework rots out my\u00a0eyes\u00a0\u00a0 NONE\u00a0of it gets\u00a0done\u00a0 focus\u00a0i\u00a0can&#8217;t\u00a0FOCUS\u00a0 i&#8217;m\u00a0all alone but all\u00a0i\u00a0can think about\u00a0is\u00a0\u00a0 how\u00a0fucking\u00a0uncomfortable\u00a0i\u00a0am in my body and\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; people must look at me and\u00a0know\u00a0i&#8217;ve\u00a0gained weight\u00a0i\u00a0know\u00a0they do &#8211;\u00a0 fuck\u00a0i&#8217;m\u00a0so\u00a0heavy\u00a0so heavy so\u00a0heavy\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; they know you&#8217;ve done nothing all\u00a0day,\u00a0they\u00a0know\u00a0how useless you&hellip; <a class=\"continue\" href=\"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/i-sit-in-my-chair\/\">Continue Reading I sit in my chair<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-464","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":844,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/464\/revisions\/844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}