{"id":535,"date":"2021-04-15T19:15:08","date_gmt":"2021-04-15T19:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english.illinoisstate.edu\/euphemism\/16-2\/?page_id=535"},"modified":"2021-05-02T12:07:38","modified_gmt":"2021-05-02T12:07:38","slug":"the-virginians","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/the-virginians\/","title":{"rendered":"THE VIRGINIANS"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris Skiles<\/span><\/strong><\/h5>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Jews had the rabbis<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Greeks had philosophy<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The deer have their woods<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the bears have their berry patches;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the Virginians have the deers\u2019 woods<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the bears\u2019 berry patches.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And they are all the more animal for it.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have the Tinder<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But of the web, not of the forest.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have the teeth of the bear<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the cowardly spots of the fawns;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have their dogs that constantly bark,<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That poop on your lawn.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And they are all the more animal for it.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chris Skiles &nbsp; The Jews had the rabbis The Greeks had philosophy &nbsp; The deer have their woods And the bears have their berry patches; &nbsp; But the Virginians have the deers\u2019 woods And the bears\u2019 berry patches. &nbsp; And they are all the more animal for it. &nbsp; They have the Tinder But of&hellip; <a class=\"continue\" href=\"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/the-virginians\/\">Continue Reading THE VIRGINIANS<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-535","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1013,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/535\/revisions\/1013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/16-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}