{"id":277,"date":"2021-11-29T01:44:32","date_gmt":"2021-11-29T01:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english.illinoisstate.edu\/euphemism\/17-1\/?page_id=277"},"modified":"2021-12-01T17:06:33","modified_gmt":"2021-12-01T17:06:33","slug":"theyre-out-there","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/theyre-out-there\/","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re Out There"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>John Grey<\/h5>\n<p>It was a ghost all right.<\/p>\n<p>Female, I think.<\/p>\n<p>And she floated across<\/p>\n<p>the bedroom carpet<\/p>\n<p>and then right through the wall.<\/p>\n<p>With trembling hand,<\/p>\n<p>I reached for the cellphone<\/p>\n<p>on the dresser<\/p>\n<p>but she was gone<\/p>\n<p>before I had a chance<\/p>\n<p>to snap a picture.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Same as when I saw<\/p>\n<p>the serpent-like monster<\/p>\n<p>emerge briefly from the lake<\/p>\n<p>then plunge back down<\/p>\n<p>into the depths.<\/p>\n<p>Or when I spied<\/p>\n<p>the silhouette of a witch on a broom<\/p>\n<p>riding across the full moon.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My cellphone\u2019s always<\/p>\n<p>close at hand<\/p>\n<p>but I\u2019m too slow and nervous<\/p>\n<p>on the trigger.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s much weirdness<\/p>\n<p>in this world<\/p>\n<p>but its brief<\/p>\n<p>is less than brief.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Friends advised me<\/p>\n<p>to take pictures of the nothingness,<\/p>\n<p>over and over,<\/p>\n<p>until, by chance,<\/p>\n<p>I capture something frightening.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So far, the highlights in my phone app<\/p>\n<p>are photos of a curtain in mid-rustle,<\/p>\n<p>a dragonfly<\/p>\n<p>and a bratty kid poking his tongue.<\/p>\n<p>So it worked.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve three images of things<\/p>\n<p>that terrify me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Grey It was a ghost all right. Female, I think. And she floated across the bedroom carpet and then right through the wall. With trembling hand, I reached for the cellphone on the dresser but she was gone before I had a chance to snap a picture. &nbsp; Same as when I saw the&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"toivo-read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/theyre-out-there\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">They&#8217;re Out There<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":49,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-277","page","type-page","status-publish","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/49"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":417,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/277\/revisions\/417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/17-1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}