Drinking an Iced Coffee in January

Kate Fortner

Too much coffee 
Head screaming fingers tingling heart lurching stomach turning 
Iced grande toasted white chocolate mocha 
Fills my esophagus, stomach, and veins 
Piles of whipped cream fluffy milky-pale
With red sprinkles 
Little crunchy rubies of sugar 
Teeth chattering mind shattering 
Liquid energy off-white like pearls 
Sugar shock ice block 
Hands and lips going numb 
In the January chill  

Ode to Starbucks®
Green plastic straw (apologies to the planet) 
Name in messy scrawl 
Kate Cate Kat Paige Katie Kacy Casey Cathy Cait 
Mobile pick up is god-sent
Only twenty minutes between classes 
With grande pumpkin cream cold brew 
All things are possible 
One essay in four hours 
Ninety-six points out of one hundred  

On my way to class 
Saw a girl in the elevator clutching 
Large Dunkin’® iced coffee 
About half gone 
Iced coffee’s definitely the move 
I say raising 
Grande iced toasted white chocolate mocha 
With milky-pale cream and sugar ruby sprinkles 
Got a long day girl in the elevator explains 
Got here at 9am not leaving until 8 
Oof. Sounds like I got punched in the stomach 
Good luck 
She leaves—third floor 
Godspeed, comrade in comrade in coffee, sister in Starbucks®  

Headache brain-freeze caffeine withdrawal heart palpitations 
Learned a song in middle school 
C-O-F-F-E-E Coffee is not for me! Slaves to a coffee cup! They won’t give coffee up!
Weird thing to teach twelve-year-olds
Didn’t work anyway