When I’m Walking

Garrett Roth

I’m afraid that when I’m walking

underneath the low-hanging branches

Because whoever lives at the corner of

[redacted] and [redacted]

doesn’t trim their shrubbery

That when I’m whistling & open my mouth to

take a breath

That I’ll walk straight into a spiderweb

suspended there in the untrimmed shrubbery

with a perfectly grotesque arachnid

more than likely a wolf spider if I had to

guess

right there in the middle of the web

and that I’ll inhale it right in and

I’ll have a spider in my mouth.

 

(I’m afraid of losing arguments about sports with my uncle and of getting lost driving to Nashville even though I have directions)

 

I’m afraid that when I’m walking

someone will be following me

A character of

dubious intentions, at best

I wore my running shoes instead of my Reeboks

just in case something like this happened

A quick closing of distance

My collar is grabbed & I feel a sharpness at my back

I counter with a swift pivot and a two-fisted hammer punch

Not to be outdone, my assailant

pulls out a gun, but

to be outdone even less than he I

pull out my far larger & therefore superior gun

It is marked “ACME Disintegrating Pistol”

I pull the trigger & it disintegrates

in my grasp

My foe obliterates me.

 

(I’m afraid of my cat getting out because he doesn’t know how to get back home and of forgetting people’s names who know mine)

 

 

I’m afraid that when I’m walking

I’ll look the wrong person in the eye

and they’ll think I’m being aggressive

instead of doing what my father taught me

“It’s about respect, not your comfort”

Then I’ll stammer out some apology

Something fake about “You looked familiar”

or

“I thought you had a spider in your mouth

and wondered if I could put it back

in the shrubs, where it belongs”

We’ll part ways and I’ll still look strangers in

the eye

but now I’ve practiced so I’ll know what to say.

 

(I’m afraid of what happens when my grandparents can’t take care of themselves anymore and of what would happen to my dad if we lost my mom)

 

I’m afraid that when I’m walking

I’ll get home to find everything exactly how I left it

but the backdoor is unlocked

and I thought it was locked when I left

Hmmmmmmmmm

That looks to be a size 14 dirty footprint

I am a mere 10.5

Oh well

Time to sleep

What’s that giggling sound coming from the closet?

Oh I must have left the TV on

The closet is opening