60 Seconds til Midnight in a Tale of Two Strip Joints

Nicholaus Albrecht

60 Seconds til Midnight in a Tale of Two Strip Joints
    Brevity may be the soul of wit,
    In this moment, Levity is the soul of shit.
    May the toilets of the world overflow.
    Disclaimer: the vehicle of language is in full auto.
 
Dead-end job requirements in a journal entry-level position
  we’re the gross domestic products of our environments
  wanting to break in and outshine the competition
  circle back the reach around, the train of thoughtless is more derailed
 
Our broken heartstring theory of relativity
  Periodic tabling it again, our half and half-moonlight and dark horses
  tidal wavelengths crashing Shadows Over Holiday Innsmouth
  committing blue collar crimes of passion of the Christ mass produced
 
Cool cats in the cradle will rock-a-by baby… cradle and all that glitters
  reinvent the wheelbarrow of time wasted
  sugarplumb the depths of despair, desire – depths of Hellbound and determined
  at the speed of lightweightlessness
 
This is life at world’s endemic, intothewildfireman!
  this is your parking lot in life, don’t put a PIN in it
  this is to + too = for life, lemondrop the actin a damn fool
  this is poetry in motion sickness, at last call of the wild
 
It’s your avant garde duty the disagreeable symmetry of overkilling time
  to kill two swansong birds with one stone cold killer bee
  sleight of handwriting on the wallflower
 
    I heard it said growing up that procrastination is like masturbation.
    Well… how’s about we wave our dicks and clits around,
    one giant boobypalooza during the acockalypse
    of a self-penetrating ouroboros, slow the fuck down instead of going warp speed getting     thee to a nunnery.