{"id":294,"date":"2024-04-26T04:33:44","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T04:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/?page_id=294"},"modified":"2024-05-02T18:09:27","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T18:09:27","slug":"the-worst-pizza-i-ever-made","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/poetry\/the-worst-pizza-i-ever-made\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Pizza I Ever Made"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">Red.<br \/>\nGreen.<br \/>\nSteel.<br \/>\nWood.<br \/>\nAbout, smell the ash, 6:24?<br \/>\nIt was a Wednesday, or a Thursday<br \/>\nNo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">A Wednesday<br \/>\nThough the date wasn\u2019t exactly on my mind<br \/>\nI wasn\u2019t expecting to remember that night<br \/>\nOrder. Ash. Dough.<br \/>\nSame old, same old<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Ceiling vents long since aged, exhausted<br \/>\nMe, exhausted<br \/>\n6 years and 6 hours unreplaced, respectively<br \/>\nSauced covered cuticles, ash coating the sweat lined hairs of my forearms<br \/>\nAs I drew another pizza from the stone<br \/>\nLike the fire was all I knew, come nightfall I was used to it<br \/>\nAnother call, always business<\/p>\n<p>But not this one<br \/>\nThe cord, a spiral constricting boa<br \/>\nSuffocating me before I even knew<br \/>\nThe Manager\u2019s wife spoke with her eyes first<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s for you\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A pizza began to burn<br \/>\nMy mouth was already dry<br \/>\nI\u2019d never forget the taste<br \/>\nAnd while I held the call, my hand shaked<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Was it my mother?<br \/>\nNo, she spoke to me and assured me herself<br \/>\nShe had not been harmed<br \/>\nMy arms stiffened<br \/>\nThe phone dropped from my hand like a barbell<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">I turned to see my boss at my side, the vents struggling for air<br \/>\n\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong,\u201d he asked me<br \/>\n\u201cI need a breather,\u201d I said<br \/>\n\u201cMy brother took some medicine and now he\u2019s unwell.\u201d<br \/>\nBut Covid was a threat still then, and I had money I needed to earn<br \/>\nSo I can only imagine what it was like for him<br \/>\nThe silence in the hospital room that night<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 120px;\">But I\u2019m sure its not the silence he had expected to hear<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Red. Green. Steel. Wood. About, smell the ash, 6:24? It was a Wednesday, or a Thursday No. A Wednesday Though the date wasn\u2019t exactly on my mind I wasn\u2019t expecting to remember that night Order. Ash. Dough. Same old, same old Ceiling vents long since aged, exhausted Me, exhausted 6 years and 6 hours unreplaced,&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"toivo-read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/poetry\/the-worst-pizza-i-ever-made\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Worst Pizza I Ever Made<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":76,"featured_media":0,"parent":42,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-294","page","type-page","status-publish","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/76"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":433,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/294\/revisions\/433"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/euphemism.illinoisstate.edu\/19-2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}