Natalie Scott

‘Cause I’m always spreading my

 

Feminist agenda.

And I never learned to

Bat my eyelashes or knot

A cherry stem with my tongue.

I bark at men, and when I

Smile I show my gums

And when I’m mad I bare

My teeth.

 

I’m rotten ‘cause I

Don’t aim to be sweet or sexy or

Appetizing at all.

I don’t give a damn. You can

Swallow me whole and

If you choke, then you choke.