Dating A Rich Girl

by John Grey

In my first visit to her home,

I’m shown into the parlor

by Emma’s lookalike mother.

What overwhelms my eyes

is a large shiny black grand piano.

Even more than the view of the lake,

this is the star of

the family’s extravagant show.

 

I can imagine myself

sitting on the stool,

in a resplendent tuxedo,

my tails spread behind me,

performing everything

from Rachmaninoff to Chopin

for the amazed enjoyment of her family.

 

Except, I can’t play piano.

I don’t know Rachmaninoff and Chopin

from Bryan Adams and Megadeth.

And I have this vision of Emma’s entire family

seated before that gleaming black grand,

their amazing synchronized fingers

caressing the ivories into some

high-minded, rhapsodic concerto,

designed to make me feel small

and talentless, inconsequential and forever

in the dominating shadow of my betters.

 

“Lovely, isn’t it,” says Emma

suddenly appearing in the doorway.

“But no one in the family

has a musical bone in their body.”

The piano lauds its superiority over us

and we’re both all the better for that.