I was on with stackedlikeabrickshithouse
(in your dreams!)
when my wife called,
(cognus coitus interuptus)
could not find the damn phone,
(fast paced mental masturbation)
ding-a-ling ding-a-ling ding-a-ling,
(more like dang-a-ling dang-a-ling dang-a-ling)
instant wiltthestilt.
(yep, and two hands equals group sex)
We started over, but the mood you know.
(pleasant, affordable, and available when you are)
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