Hy u,
m’srr-e, m’ so vry srry,
bcz i cnt fnd th lttrs
2 tll u th 1st thng mi i’s vr knw:
i-lv-u .?
i wnn tll U Nw ‘nd all th wys!
(‘nd i wnn U 2 J 4vr)
bt thr r n’t n-e lttrs gd ‘nuff 4 U
jss 1 frm th 26 dscrbs U
Thr4, i wll
sy as lttl as
pssbl
as qckly as
pssbl.
th rslt:
W’ll sy n-thng,
t all
‘F u wsh’d, wll i s’ps i cld psh th kys,
‘n wrt
so mny mny mny mny
prt-T prt-T thngz-z-bow-t ur
prit-T-nss.
Bt id nvr wnt 2 wrt u!
U js as prt-T wff-owt my dmb dmb wrds!
b-si! hw i c ‘t,
n’ th N’d
i mch mch R-thr js
Kss u ‘n th NOz
‘n 4hd
‘nd J
cz kssz r js so drn
gdd 4 U
k!
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