i
I once watched two stick figures fight.
one lost his arm
He used it as a sword to
kill the other figure.
ii
A stick figure worked at a
computer coding,
in binary
Because anything else would be
difficult without hands
They must be smarter than us.
iii
(missing)
iv
Two stick figures sat across each
other, one has a bag
the other a bracelet
They hug
The braceleted one now has the bag
Stick figures are thieves
v
Can a knife harm a stick figure, or
does he let it pass
underneath his arm?
vi
I watched a stick figure run from two
stick cops
He turned flat against the wall and they
ran past him
I shot the wall instead
A flat figure falling makes funny
noises when it hits the ground.
vii
A stick dog played catch
with his stick master with a stick
The stick dog ran
The stick dog returned
The stick's master wants his leg back
Stick dogs are smarter than a stick's master.
viii
Three was originally done with sticks
They went on strike
It is now written with scabs
ix
Do running stick figures move?
Or do the panels move instead?
X
Two stick figures having sex.
Kinky, ain't it?
xi
two stick figures
play basketball
The third watches from the benches
....
minus his head.
xii
there would be twelve but
stick figures are bastards
No really, they have no idea
who their fathers are...
or their mothers.
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