They never cant not catch me now,
in my suburban paradise. Alls my friends
dress like judd nelson and
smokey-smokey outside the 7-(helleven),
laughing like Smokey-Smokey the b-Bear.
I got the jakes, quakes, fakes, lakes of spittle
onna my uhh brittle cracker fingers; I got the
shakes in jukin jive, caus
alls the schoolhouse rock (-ettes) and johnnyboy fetes
got the pith piddle when f-f-Feeny
(Feeny the Bear market) writes
abandon all hope ye who enter
on the bebop whiteboard. They
don-don-dont watch the Cos to laugh,
caus the laughtrack curdles alls
the affirmative action in their paleface
plaster race. I got judd nelson friends
who got molly ringwald girls in silk and lace,
rubbin wet script ink onna uhh
each other, anna they uhh just leave town,
caus daddy don’t want black on his girl.
Anna I know uhh th-that Feeny (the Bear market)
and Belding got molly ringwald girls in silk
and lace, but the gut smut says it aint
rape if they keep it white; white bright like
cokeheads-s-s bloodred locker room floor –
they never cant not keep away from
just a little taste of silk and lace.
abandon all hope ye who enter
says the redhead (-ette) that
cant, aint, dont know the street
I pulls up – up onna black asphalt strip uhh
anna Uncle Sam come c-cradling me.
She got more colors than me, but I know
I gonna see a real black boy at college,
caus college come cradling.
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