He stands before porcelain urinal
Free to pee, unleash his stream at will,
Ode to him! Brass confidence shared among
Tinklers who brazenly hold their dongs
Non-traditionally! O! True confidence
Steadfast, those who freely dangle from pants!
“No Hands!” I Howled, awed by relaxation
Of him, reclining. No concentration
“How free My Brother! Stream straight and stream pure!”
Bladder pressure relieved, No drops touch floor.
A grand show! True Performance! O! Encore!
Joy! Beside myself, Praising, “Art! Author!”
Tardily, my folly I failed to see.
It’s ghastly to watch another man pee.
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