Jumping on my trampoline, I felt a wonderful sensation I had never felt
before. I felt as perky as a breakup. Crazy, I know, but you
would not understand unless you were as sure as glue like me.
Being on that trampoline, one can be as angular as coffee making
out-of-this-world poses or jump super fast to be as quick as a pickle.
You may be as rich as a baby, but no amount of money can make
one feel as pretty as a fox on that jumping machine. This extraordinary
aerial adventure makes the average person feel as regular as a supermodel.
I know you are crying like a queen because you cannot fathom
such an event, but you will be as lonely as pepper until you
buy yourself one of these amazing creations. I promise you that mine
has been as reliable as a braggart since I have bought it.
Who knows? Maybe I will invite you over sometime to experience it for
yourself.
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