moo moo cow
chop off the butt
& you get moo moo steak
living in the moo moo farm hood
of California ranches
tightly squished
like warm thighs
pressed against strangers’ thighs
on the seats of a crowded train
you can cook a steak between those heated thighs
or just chop off your own butt
moo moo cows
hailing from the moo moo farm hood
of California ranches
can’t get jobs in a hipster world
run by tofu kings
organic, never deep fried
moo moo banned from tofu corporate
“can’t chop an accent,” tofu says,
“moo moo cows
will always moo”
moo moo cows
swindled at the moo moo farm hood
of California ranches
signing deals from a tofu juicing Rumpelstiltskin
black suits spitting tofu language
moo moo can’t
can’t sign no contract with a hoof
limping back to moo moo kin
living to stomp another day
until the moo moo hooves up
moo moo revolution
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