Once I ate pizza
It tasted good but
I ate it so fast and
Laughed so fast I fainted.
Then my mom picked me up.
She didn’t say anything and
Then I fell asleep at home.
A huge dog named Drew
Licked my face and woke
Me up. It felt good.
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